God
do u ever daydream about decorating ur first apartment bc i do
Yes mother I have slept for thirteen hours straight but Jesus slept for three days straight and started a religion so I don’t wanna hear it
I have had to fight for this all my life, Dad. All my life, strangers, girlfriends, fuck, even my own parents all asking me to be something that I am not. Do you have any idea what that feels like? Like, your whole fucking existence is being denied, like “Whoa, you’d be better off if you were invisible”? Yeah.
me: *embarrasses self in public*
me: *loudly* i sure hope no one MURDERS me tonight in my sleep WHERE I LIVE at 125 west (that’s W-E-S-T) roa…
